Do You Ever Wonder Why?

Let’s ponder this for a moment: why is it that whenever the stock market looks like it’s thinking of rebounding and posting positive numbers, President-elect Obama issues a public statement that paints a horribly sour picture of the US economy, and !Boom! the stock market falls the next day?

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There is only one logical answer: his Majesty, King Obama, wants the US economy to be as decrepit as it can possibly be on Inauguration Day. That way, in a year or two when the market raises back to normal heights (which everybody knows it will naturally do, regardless of who is sitting at the desk in the Oval Office), it will look like an even BIGGER improvement in the economy. And it will all be due to the brilliance of the chosen one: Kingbama! Once he takes that oath on January 20, downturns or sluggishness in the economy will be the fault of the ‘previous administration’, but anything positive that occurs will be strictly because of Obama’s hard work and special talents.

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We are in for one Obamariffic ride, America! You thought the major media was in his pocket throughout the election process?? Ha! They will be calling him ‘Midas’ by the end of 2009!