WHY did I do it??! I'm sitting at my desk enjoying my lunch when I opted to watch this video of the Obama's dancing in India. (You remember the India trip, right? The one so dangerous it required a naval fleet escort but NOT too dangerous to take his family along for the ride...??). Anyhow, now I'm nauseous and can't finish my meal.
The 2012 Republican Presidential candidate simply needs to play this video as his/her only campaign ad. The caption would read: "End the embarrassment: no more wimpy, flailing stick-man as President!" That's all. Even my cat would win the election with that commercial.
One more thing: how dare Mrs. Obama tell me to change my eating habits. Just look at those shanks she's sporting! And since I'm feeling especially catty today, can someone on Mrs. Obama's staff please pull her aside and tell her ENOUGH ALREADY: STOP WEARING YOUR DAUGHTERS' SWEATERS!! >^..^<
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