I Wish President Obama Felt this Way...

President Calvin Coolidge

"Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong." 

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WTF...?

(Click here for Video, assuming your stomach can handle it)

WHY did I do it??! I'm sitting at my desk enjoying my lunch when I opted to watch this video of the Obama's dancing in India. (You remember the India trip, right? The one so dangerous it required a naval fleet escort but NOT too dangerous to take his family along for the ride...??). Anyhow, now I'm nauseous and can't finish my meal.

The 2012 Republican Presidential candidate simply needs to play this video as his/her only campaign ad. The caption would read: "End the embarrassment: no more wimpy, flailing stick-man as President!" That's all. Even my cat would win the election with that commercial.

One more thing: how dare Mrs. Obama tell me to change my eating habits. Just look at those shanks she's sporting! And since I'm feeling especially catty today, can someone on Mrs. Obama's staff please pull her aside and tell her ENOUGH ALREADY: STOP WEARING YOUR DAUGHTERS' SWEATERS!!  >^..^<

Back at ya, Mr. Prez!

I'd do the Same Thing! (Not)

Couple wins $11.2 Million Dolars ... and gives it all away!
Soooo nice. But (!Oooops!) not what I'd do. You?



My New Hero!!

"When the Administration agrees with the American people, we will agree with the Administration."

Mitch McConnell

I watched our President give his supposedly 'humble' speech on 11/3, the day after we the people FINALLY got a chance to speak our minds and send a few parasites to the same Unemployment line their actions have forced millions of Americans into.

First of all, BO is not humbled. He's ticked off. Second, he has NO plans to 'work with' anybody who has ideas even slightly different from his own. And if he refers to us as 'Folks" one more time I will vomit on my television because it only emphasizes his self-imposed superiority over us meager uninformed, frightened, cowering peasants who are barely capable of tying our own shoes.

Stay strong, new Republicans … stay strong!! Get in his face and gently declare: "We will compromise with you exactly as much as you have compromised with us and the American people the past two years." Can I get a "Boooyah!!"??